animal rule #1

Do not lick your parts in my vicinity.

Not only is the sound disgusting but you are also loud and displeasing to the eye. As I politely correct the dog, I have to shut it down. Big hard pass.

Get a room, go find another area or just halt all licking. I would break if someone tortured me with that sound. Wouldn’t last long at all, ha.


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